1.We're the Calf Branders
We're the Calf Branders, we're from out of town. We like to rope
them calves and throw em down. We castrate, brand and give em
shots. We do our job(s) and we're pretty hot. All the Ranchers
love us when we come around, cause we're the Calf Branders from
Fondis town.
My Brothers and I like to travel around, but it's not very often
we get to a town. We like to play our music on a Saturday night,
but we never get to practice and we seldom get it right. Well,
watch out you women we're comin' around cause we're the Calf
Branders we're paintin' the town.
Rocky Mountain Oysters is our favorite food. We like to cook em
up cause it puts us in the mood. A little salt yeah well we eat
em alot. Some people say it makes them heifers hot. Well, all
the gals love us yes they love us alot, cause we're the Calf
Branders and we're good with what we got.
2.I Drive a Truck
3.Always Be Country
4.Country Music, Western Too!
Me and the boys are from the wrong side of town, but no one
complains when we come around. We bring our white lightning and
our music too, goin' to get it on and play for you.
Playin' Country Music, Western Too, drinkin' redeye whiskey call
it mountain dew. We're playing hard, singin loud, c'mon you all
lets get on down.
We got an old whiskey still in our yard, an old pit bull that
likes to guard, one day the sheriff came and tried our stuff,
now he's our fan and he can't get enough (of that)
We got a beat up bass and some old guitars, most people think
we're are pretty bizarre, but we like to play our music on a
Saturday night, maybe get some lovin, maybe start a fight
(playing)
5.Twistn' Things Around
6.8 Second Ride
I'm a rodeo man, I live the rodeo life. I ride rope and wrestle
livesock every night. I do what comes natural and I never go
slow, all around cowboy is my ultimate goal, I'm a helluva man,
at an 8 second ride.
8 second ride, that's what I do, c'mon let's go I'll show it to
you, 8 second ride, I do it the best, you can forget about all
the rest....
I travel night and day through this big land, I hit a 100
rodeos, I got a million fans. They can't wait to see me ride, I
always leave em more than satisfied.. cause I'mm a helluva man,
at an 8 second ride.
When I hit town the Cowgirls can't wait, I always get one to
participate, but I can't understand the look on her face, when
we're done lovin and she's lost the race, cause I'm a helluva
man at an 8 second ride..
7.Goin' Home
8.Ol' Calf Brander
9.Drink Up
10.Roadkill Cafe
C'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe, you never can tell what's from
the highway today. There's always good food on the old buffet.
We got Armadillo Pie and Squirrel souffle'
Down at the Roadkill Cafe, (you always get a good meal) Down at
the Roadkill Cafe
(you always get a good deal)
Down at the Roadkill Cafe
(Don't take much of your pay)
You Kill it, we'll grill it, you can eat it today...
If you hit a deer, run over a skunk, don't despair just put em
in your trunk. Bring em on down to the Roadkill Cafe, one man's
mistake is another gourmet.
Don't worry your head it's not grade A beef, the stuff's got
protein and cholestorol relief, it's almost fat free don't cost
a thing, and sometimes it's better than Burger King...
11.Whiskey God
12.Call Me Big Country
13.Your Way
14.Drinkin' Buddies
Let me tell you about my friends, our friendship will never end,
these good ol boys are around all the time. Cause they don't
fuss and they don't fight, they are good to go every night, and
most the time they don't do no harm.
CHS
Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, George Dickel, Jim Beam, drinkin'
buddies how I love em, sometimes they are my only friends it
seems
Now Jack is the ornery one, he likes to have a little fun, he's
got a little black streak of mean, and Johnny always dresses
nice, the girls see him and they look twice, I guess it pays to
dress in Red
George is the ladies man, the female sexes biggest fan, I guess
he's out with one every night. And poor ol Jim it seems a sin, I
guess he likes to drink and drive
15.Calf Brandin' Man
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